Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu (/hɪr siʤ/ /miˈjezu/ [potato] [cuff]) is a subtropical Town located in Ùnliy̼sàkē County, Ánjimku Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu is derived from the Gnollish language, as Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu was founded by Ré̄shī Coī̋mp̪f̄ 'Buxom Jay' Ya̋nv Mbó̄r Mé̄kīy vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt, who was culturaly Gnollish.

Climate

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a yearly average temperature of 14°C (57°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 27°C (80°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 2°C (35°F). Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu receives an average of 250 cm/y (98 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 2380 m (7808 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu was founded durring the early 13th century in summer of the year 1233, by Ré̄shī Coī̋mp̪f̄ 'Buxom Jay' Ya̋nv Mbó̄r Mé̄kīy vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt. The establishment of Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu was built using the conventions of Gnollish durring the early 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber and earth construction, with most buildigns first floors resembling mounds of earth, with subsequent floors appearing as elaborate log cabins, with each building forming a tiered pyramid of sorts fromed from the stack of rectangular, peek roofed cabins. Most wooden bracing, support, and trim is carved with decorative knotwork, and the larger structures even feature painted trim which emphasises the knotwork.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu is buildings are grouped arround an odd layout of spacious paverstone streets, which seems to be based on an overlapping squair patern such that there are small squares at the cornor of every bigger square. Sometimes buildings exist in the smaller squaires, other times they are open spaces, or occupied by temporary structures. The town lacks any defencive features, though certainly constructing even a simple fence or digging a ditch is at the forefront of the 's mind. At least, one would hope so.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a very calm atmosphere. People can be seen relaxing, scocilizing, and going about all manner of business other than the daily grind. Men, women, children, all can be seen enjoying life in a laid-back way in the many parks which line Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu’s streets. A look around Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scutteling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Maybe it’s everything together. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu long.

Civic Infrastructure

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's parks.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's natural decorations nor waterways.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

The locals are in a state of despair and dull apathy. They've lost the things that used to give them pride and hope, with the best among them carrying on out of habitual duty and the worst giving ready hands to shameful deeds and ignoble acts. No one really believes the future can be better, and most seek only to satisfy immediate appetites.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by order, symmetry, formal design, grandiosity, and elaborate ornamentation. Architectural characteristics include balustrades, balconies, columns, cornices, pilasters, and triangular pediments. Stone exteriors are massive and grandiose in their symmetry; interiors are typically polished and lavishly decorated with sculptures, swags, medallions, flowers, and shields. Interiors will often have a grand stairway and opulent ballroom..

In Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu the stars are always right.

The Babbler near Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves reenactments to channel Augury energies of tier 1 via mimery.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu Census Data: Year 2000

426 of Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 27 work in Agriculture
• 93 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 71 work as Service Workers
• 44 work as General Laborers
• 16 work as Skilled Laborers
• 59 work as Civil Servants
• 40 work in Cottage Industries
• 22 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

846 of Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 110 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

The roads leading into Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu possess a great number of switchbacks. While designed for defense, they mostly wind up pissing everyone trying to take goods to town right the hell off.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century the Kami blessed the town with wealth for a year and a day. One of Iyuzeld Hïr Sij-mijezu's local festivals commemorates this miracle.

History